Bitch Wedding
It‘s hard times for Europe‘s democracies but in this part of Berlin we found the solution to every-day misery:
Bitch royalty invites all peoples to inaugurate the Wedding Monarchy.
We stand equally for high-life-style as for embracing our local friends, the Wedding bums. We want to offer high-class-couture for a Nettelbeck-walk or a shopping stroll through turkish Harlem aka Osloer shit. We have special hand-bags as well as the new fragrance „Oh die Toilette“ (you won‘t wanna miss that one. It‘s a total turn on on Soldiner Straße).But most of all we have the good living. We love authenticity, simplicity, wit and good humour. We love to live - no riches needed but they are welcome; For it‘s all about love in life after all....
So let us celebrate the geilest Bezirk in town! Let your inner bitch roam! Be a real Berliner. You wanna have your style tuned, your life pimped, your ego boosted? go for bitch-couture. go for Wedding-wear!
... it´s the wedding that never ends ...